Kids these days don’t know their limits. They act like they’re just a little bit thirsty, but suddenly they’re belching and spilling all over the place. Next comes the hysterical laugh-crying, and then, finally, the passing out, nipple in mouth. "100% cotton. Water based inks, gentle on baby's skin. Expandable shoulder. Snap button closures.
"Much like zombies, babies seem to have an insatiable appetite. Unlike zombies, babies don't seem to have a discerning palette. Milk? Sure! Fruit? Yes! Dust? Ok! Batteries? Sounds good! Windex? Who can resist?!" 100% cotton. Water based inks, gentle on baby's skin. Expandable shoulder. Snap button closures.
"It's not the onesie we need but it's the onesie that we deserve."
100% cotton. Designed in Chicago, Made in China.
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